March 2012
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
February 2012
1 tag
Hate those days at dance where you just dont feel well enough to go 100% and it feels like classes wasted
“Dance is bigger than the physical body. When you extend your arm, it doesn’t...”
– Judith Jamison (via dancehistory)
1 tag
“I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...”
– Amy Poehler (via bloodisthenewblackk)
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tuck in the ties of your pointe shoes before i...
its bad enough you’re teaching yourself pointe and with help with a non professional friend
i cant stand it
it makes my ankles hurt looking at your pictures
“I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via esperantsurunreve)
2 tags
if you don't text me tonight we're gonna have some...
1 tag
41108) I can never eat without thinking of...
“Romance is nice. But my romance is my dance. It is everything to me; my past,...”
– Rudolph Nureyev (via scrawnyballerina)
1 tag
I totally win the best friend award
So there was this crazy sweet 16 tonight that a lot of people were invited to including one of my best friends (not me, I barely knew the girl, but that’s beside the point)
So basically everyones getting fucking trashed out of the minds
And I get a call at about 1130ish from another friend saying my best friend needed to sleepover cause she couldn’t go home like...
1 tag
lol looks like i lost my potential prom date
welp, maybe if you didnt fuck things up last year, i’d be able to trust you now
sucks to suck
5 tags
if it still tastes like shit you're not drunk...
when you don't know what guy the basketball shorts...
that’s how you know
that’s how you know