itspartyrehab: Chocolate Milkshake Shooters Ingredients & Measurements: 1/3 cup Chocolate Chips 2-3 tbsp Heavy Cream 2 toasted Marshmallows 1/2 cup Ben & Jerrys Rocky Road Ice Cream 2 oz. Jack Daniels 3 tbsp Milk 3 Ice Cubes 1/4 cup Sprinkles Instructions:In a small microwave safe bowl heat the chocolate chips and heavy cream on high for one minute. Remove from microwave and stir. Continue to heat in 30 second intervals until chocolate is melted. Let chocolate sit for a minute or two just to thicken up.In a mixer, add the toasted marshmallows, ice cream, Jack, milk, and ice cubes. Blend until completely mixed. If mixture is too thick add a little more milk, if it’s too thin add another scoop of ice cream. Totally up to you, just based on the consistency that you like.Take shooters and dip quickly in chocolate, just enough to line the rim, then dip in to the sprinkles. Pour a teaspoon of the chocolate in to the bottom of each shooter. Then divide the milkshake evenly between the glasses. Enjoy!

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